Summer..

Very short monsoon season…

Monsoon Season.

ithoughtofnumbers:

thefurtheradventuresofbarmcake replied to your post: Dear those of note: I’ve lost my phone. I’m a…

My first instinct was to text you asking how you lost it. OO deer. But expand. And try find it etc.

Well basically I went to Dock and then the Cockpit, I remember having it at Dock but…

I just tried ringing it and it’s switched on/ringing.

Go to dock and cock and ask them both. Also, isn’t it insured on your student account? If neither place has seen it, buy a shitty £5-10 phone and ring the police/tmobile/insurance etc
Also, add jamiebeecham@live.com on your msn cos otherwise we have to do awkward reblogs in front of loads of people on tumblr. uhh. 

ALSO http://www.pcworld.com/article/250040/how_to_locate_your_unprotected_android_device.html

I missed my appointment with the counsellor while having that dream. That’s disappointing.

I had a dream I was 6 dinner sid and that I had a really violent fight with a female goth who was chained up in a warehouse.

I feel suspicious.

Also, I have not updated my dear readers with the current situation r.e. Life Implosion. It is as follows:

Unchanged.

I didn’t go to my lesson this morning but went in the afternoon and spent the whole two hours playing with pipe cleaners and eating golden grahams from the box. It caused amusement among my peers which was quickly silenced because I clearly didn’t find it funny.

I also wrote about 1000 words after this but deleted it all because it would be rude to take up so much dashboard space of my dear readers.

I had a dream last night that I had to give evidence at the Leveson inquiry. 

“She’s a schizoid - a permanent eccentric. You can’t change that.”

I’m to die then let it be in summertime, in a manner of my own choosing. To fall from a great height on a warm July afternoon…”

I have been sat in the garden all day trying to read. It happens to be an annual Ruskin reunion today though and people have been coming up to me and making me talk about how much I love it here and how it has changed. I tell them I am looking forward to the next two years. There is no use in telling people you’ve just met that your future was put through a shredder the day before and that Ruskin decided that it was going to confiscate the purpose to my life which it gave to me 9 months earlier.

Lovely day though.

Also, Huddersfield Town being promoted is conclusive proof that there is no God.